Oh there was a mountaineer, his name was Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
And as one day as he was shootin' for some food
Up from the ground came a lady in the nude

(Nude that is, no clothes on, tits and all)

Oh well the next thing you know ol' Jed's in bed
Fucking this bitch 'til his balls turn red
And in comes granny with a ten foot pool
Shoves it right up Jed's asshole

(Sideways that is, Texas style)